I Love Cupcakes

Reporter: “What execuse have you for collar-length hair?”
John Lennon: “Well, it just grows out of yer head.

Question: “How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?”
John Lennon: “They are not imitating us, because we don`t wear Beatle wigs.

Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.

We reckoned we could make it because there were four of us. None at us would’ve made it alone, because Paul wasn’t quite strong enough, I didn’t have enough girl-appeal, George was too quiet, and Ringo was the drummer. But we thought that everyone would be able to dig at least one of us, and that’s how it turned out.

I still love books. Nothing a computer can do can compare to a book. You can’t really put a book on the Internet. Three companies have offered to put books by me on the Net, and I said, ‘If you can make something that has a nice jacket, nice paper with that nice smell, then we’ll talk.’ All the computer can give you is a manuscript. People don’t want to read manuscripts. They want to read books. Books smell good. They look good. You can press it to your bosom. You can carry it in your pocket.

America: It’s like Britain, only with buttons.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot